I am turning black dogs into puppies and I am telling everything to my cat and I am not going to feel bad about hating xmas because I have worked in retail and I know it sucks, Jesus would get an oozie and kill everyone in the shopping mall if he could see what we've become on this holiday, and yes, it was a story about a teenage girl who got knocked up at a time when defaulting to divine insemiation was a reasonable excuse, check the census for 30 years or so B.C.  ... FATHER:  GOD was listed several times, I don't mind that but what I mind is pretending and ignoring and forgeting, except when alcohol is involved, I'm sorry but I was raised in the early 60s and everybody drank so it was okay, YES IF YOU COULD NOT REMEMBER IT MEANS IT DID NOT HAPPEN.  I'm sure Star Trek has an episode to support this, along with the use of alcohol.  Notice THAT they don't smoke in the future Star Trek UNIVERSE but they do ALL DRINK?.  They also like to wear p.j.'s to work.

I am going to forget how awful people can be.  I am going to put on my p.j.'s and get drunk on one beer, or maybe two.

This photo is by my daughter. She graduated top 10 of her entire university and she works as a waitress. 

 

Sheesh.  I wonder if on a particular day it will say, "Okay, go shoot yourself, it really is that bad..."  What about some pithy words of encouragement? 

Please.  PITHY WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT NEEDED HERE!!!!  Please.

I just read that a guy whose rosebush I vomited in, (actually his mother's rosebush) died yesterday.  It was thirty years ago I threw up in his front yard... I was never a social drinker, I either sipped soda water or I called the police after the first drink to save time.... He was 53, same age as me.

I don't have any more but I sure wish it was the prompt instead of "Jasmine, forever"...