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riotheclown ([personal profile] riotheclown) wrote2009-11-14 09:31 am

Words to Live By.

"I will never be discouraged by defeat, because I know that success can
be waiting around the next corner", he said. "The only way to get there
is to try again and stay positive."

This is a quote from a guy who pulled a double decker bus with his hair.

I have realized that I look forward to doing my bookkeeping homework the way one might look forward to "pulling out ones own teeth" this last phrase should be read with a British accent.

For some reason, many horrible things that need to be done are said in my mind with a British accent, this is nothing against the Brits, infact it is to their credit that they manage, with so little whinning and whinceing, the horrible jobs that need to be done..."Oh look, here's a lovely bit of filth!" for example.

Is this the sort of comment that gets one labelled "PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE"? Perhaps that is the problem, I should always talk about horrible things that need to be done with a British accent so as not to be accused of being "PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE". Then people will say, "Oh no, she's not passive aggressive, she's a Brit. Wonderful "sticktoitedness" the Brits have don't they?"

I failed my last practical test in accounting. I had a brain freeze. But it was just one test. I will not fail the course. Once it is over however I will put away my stubby pencils for good. This babe is no accountant!