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riotheclown) wrote2010-10-19 09:36 am
riotheclown) wrote2010-10-19 09:36 am
zOMbie Health Issues
Last night I dreamt I was a zombie and just about everyone I knew was a zombie and at one point after discussing the nuisance of no electricity we got on the topic of physical problems. One formerly young man was very sad because every time he re-attached a limb it was shorter.
Another complained about digestive problems due to eating so much raw meat.
One couple finally got their island honeymoon but only after becoming zombies and they had no sex drive so the whole vacation was spent waiting for dead things to wash up on shore.
The REALLY FUNNY PART was i didn't think any of this was funny. I was really involved in their concerns. It was like I was a better zombie than I am a human being.
Well, I guess that's something.
Another complained about digestive problems due to eating so much raw meat.
One couple finally got their island honeymoon but only after becoming zombies and they had no sex drive so the whole vacation was spent waiting for dead things to wash up on shore.
The REALLY FUNNY PART was i didn't think any of this was funny. I was really involved in their concerns. It was like I was a better zombie than I am a human being.
Well, I guess that's something.