So now my horoscope tells me to go ahead and cry in public...

[riotheclown]

 

Sheesh.  I wonder if on a particular day it will say, "Okay, go shoot yourself, it really is that bad..."  What about some pithy words of encouragement? 

Please.  PITHY WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT NEEDED HERE!!!!  Please.

I just read that a guy whose rosebush I vomited in, (actually his mother's rosebush) died yesterday.  It was thirty years ago I threw up in his front yard... I was never a social drinker, I either sipped soda water or I called the police after the first drink to save time.... He was 53, same age as me.