F-up Fairies play a long con.

Okay, for years now hiding my reading glasses has been great fun for the fuckup fairies. Tee hee hee! It's not like it's never been done before and who doesn't enjoy a human long past the "best before" date rummaging and curmudgeoning away her morning trying to find her glasses so she can get back to the other thing which is now lost too!

But the final straw was having them ALL returned on the same morning! It seems I have, quite possibly, the largest single collection of dollar store reading glasses in the world.


Why could the bloody fuckup fairies not have given them away to some deserving crone ? Why shame me so?

Fuck fairies, like life, play the long con.