riotheclown: clowning (debbie downer)
"West Coast Fashion: Take some one with taste and hit them really hard in the head with a hammer several times and then send them shopping."

Sorry. I'm sorry. I am so depressed I can not tell you how horrible it is to be me and along with being me in the worst way, it comes a running monologue from someone I hate, me.
riotheclown: clowning (caroldirty)
I only laughed out loud once more time and I drank two beers and I was drunk on the first half of the first beer and SO I should have laughed a lot more.

I think.

I'm not sure.

I am way drunk now.

So

I

don't know.

But I think it is not funny anymore.
riotheclown: clowning (zombiefied)
I feel like I have had this headache for two weeks but I know it went away for a while. I finally took some (2 extra strength) ibuprofen, yucky but it works eventually... Today I went all the way to the store in the Mall in that place FAR FAR AWAY AND WITHOUT A SUBWAY AND ONLY PEOPLE WHO SPEAK HAKKA WILL WORK THERE BECAUSE IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FAR AWAY IT IS LIKE India............to get my phone, that was fixed probably in India, and got home to discover he forgot to put the memory card back in! Dwayne! I thought you were my friend at Rogers! You acted like I was a cool old lady who you would have liked to have for a relative so you could talk at family dinners and not be TOTALLY BORED. But no. You played me sir. I am JUST a wobbly melting plastic disk sounding terrible on an antiquated player: BROKEN. RECORD.

So I have to go tomorrow all the way back again and get it.

What is the icon for grumpy face? Seriously, the one that burns a hole through the eye socket and then wipes out a city block when you look at it?

Nothing? Hive mind. You fail me.
riotheclown: clowning (Default)
I got cold feet and didn't go.  This morning I woke up really early with a migraine.  I'm making coffee which helps.  Also I am turning off the computer, now.

I am glad in a way for my headache as i can't feel depressed when I am in this much pain.  Also touch typing comes in handy when I can't stand to open my eyss.  wish i could learn to make coffee in the dark too!
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Arggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  I took it to the bank but I went shopping first.  I looked in my wallet for my list and found the cheque and then looked in my pocket and found the list but when I got to the bank the cheque was gone, gone baby gone!
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That is kindava drag.  I wanna post a pic of my brother's grandkids and him walking back from old growth forest along the busy Scarberia highway I live beside.  Shoot.

My life

Apr. 22nd, 2012 10:39 am
riotheclown: clowning (Default)
I have spent an inordinate amount of time wondering where the ice pack is and whether (fill in name) has poop in his/her pants.
riotheclown: clowning (Default)
1. Facebook friends who gripe about people who write Xmas instead of Christmas, or "Happy Holidays". 

I would like to say to them that it is a stupid holiday that has nothing to do with the birth of Christ and besIdes NOT ALL OF US ARE CHRISTIANS but we all have to suffer through the all consuming consumerism and hypocracy that causes hoards of shoppers turn into homocidal maniacs.

Saying "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" and meaning it is about the best I can manage OKAY?!!!! please BACK OFF with the "Merry Christmas" unless you include "F***ing in the middle. 
riotheclown: clowning (Default)
Economic Depression:

"You are going to have to stay in bed most of time buried under mountains of blankets because you can't afford to turn up the heat this winter."

:(  that sucks

Personal Depression:

"You are going to have to stay in bed most of the time buried under mountains of blankets because you won't be able to get out of bed to go and turn up the heat this winter."

:(  whatever

Sally

Jul. 24th, 2011 01:12 pm
riotheclown: clowning (Default)

I miss you.
riotheclown: clowning (Default)
okay so I have to go out to the Rogers store to change my son's phone account over so he can pay for it from now on, then drag my bundle buggy to the the store cuz we got no food and go to the Zen sitting thing and drag it back home around oh in 6 hours or so and it is GOING TO DUMP SNOW ON ME I KNOW THIS i CAN FEEL IT AND all i want to do is go to sleep till spring

cuz i don't have a car and this is life in scarberia.
riotheclown: clowning (Starbuck)
don't tell people your son lived for a sport like that...next time they will have head banging for a sport, any takers?

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