Secret to a long and happy marriage

[riotheclown]

Don't die, don't get divorced and be happy.  The first two are obvious but the last?  Let me know how to do that, I mean be happy. 

But I do think, if any two people can manage being happy they can, and for all the days when they are not, it will help that they love each other, that might even take care of the occasion times when one or both act like real dicks.
Right? And they are going to have to stay together just to pay off their debts.